SmartyPantsPI: SmartyPantsPI seeking partner for adventure and romance

For those that didnt know there is a great big hole in the ground in Arizona
For those that didn't know, there is a great big hole in the ground in Arizona!
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  • I am: 55 yr-old man seeking woman, 35-48
  • Located in: Booneville, Arkansas, USA
  • Last online: Online over 1 month
  • Height: 6' 1"  (185 cm)
  • Body Type: Husky
  • Hair Color: Light Brown
  • Eye Color: Blue
  • Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
  • Education: Bachelors Degree
  • Religion: Christian/LDS
  • Occupation: Tradesman / Craftsman
  • Income: $50,000 to $75,000
  • Smokes: Never
  • Drinks: Never
  • Marital Status: Divorced
  • Has kids: Yes, they don't live with me
  • Wants kids: Not Sure
  • Sign: Scorpio Scorpio Men in Arkansas

More About Me

I would hate to bore you by telling you how wonderful I am by attaching to my name a bunch of flattering adjectives. I am sure that you have already found this about two hundred times in all the other profiles. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? So, why not start with the bad stuff – I am impulsive and restless at times, I am a practical joker, I cried like a girl when I watched “Old Yeller” (still do), I stay up way too late way too often. There is something about the nighttime that I find magic, if you will, which keeps me up working, pondering aimlessly, or staring at the stars. Can you relate? I have very little patience for flakes and fake people – those who smile while being angry on the inside, as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?

More About my Match

You are curious about the world around you. You have a sense of humor, a bit sassy, and have a wit to match or surpass mine. You believe that light sarcasm is a spice of life. You wouldn’t mind a little adventure in your life such as joining me on a midnight search for Bigfoot or other legendary creatures in the woods (this is not a deal breaker). You can spell, and are generally happy. The rest is negotiable.

Occupation

Private Detective/Investigator

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