Stormcastle: Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time (Yeah... Very Cliché)

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Okay... time for the blah blah blah.

I'm freshly single and am looking for some fun/chill new peeps to hang out with and do fun things - you know... fun things of the 'sans apparel' nature.

Purely physical can be weird for some people, but it's really not since we're all adults here who should know by now that you can have all the fun and none of the marriage.

I'm very easy to get along with and very laid back... I don't body shame people because that's just not cool - and that means I appreciate ladies of every size and shape and don't insist you puke up your morning coffee just so you can fit into skinny jeans.

My place is my place and I can always host, and my schedule is always flexible enough to fit you in if you're available.

Just because I'm not looking to get married doesn't mean I'm down for 'pay for play' or that I'm gonna be anyone's sugar daddy: I want you to be with me because you enjoy the company of another human being instead of gorging yourself with Ben & Jerry's while sitting through a Netflix binge.

Anyhow, just drop me a line - it could be the 2nd best thing you've done today!

More about my Match

What I'm looking for is a woman who is comfortable in their own skin and who doesn't waste their time trying to look like people in fashion mags - which exist only to make you feel ugly.

So... what does that mean? If you have some extra weight, I really don't care - so I'll take you on if you're average, normal, chubby, plus sized, or BBW (will draw the line at SSBBW... sorry).

And as I said before, I require s*xual liberty - so if you have your knickers locked down until marriage, you're not the one for me.

I just want someone who is real... that lacks pretense... that can enjoy life in both the little things, and in more grand gestures... who knows how to get their freak on... who is both intellectually AND emotionally intelligent... who isn't looking for a "sugar daddy" on the way to Easy Street... and who is full of passion - both emotional and s*xual.


I work in the "exciting" fields of photography, videography, and graphic design

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