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First and for most I do not date outside my human race(sorry ET and Lassie nothing personal)

I don't do one night stands, FWB or hook ups! (bc women my age aren't into it)

Like I said I dont do one night stands but I could stand two nights!

Looking for a good Christian woman to show me that there is something better than hook-ups, a one night stand, cyber sex and FWB!

All you Young chicks leave me alone and I don't want to see your junk!! I have daughters older than you! You disgust me! And don't even think about looking me up on kik under dirtyoldman!

If your breast are hitting the floor you do not fall under the athletic body type(Come on ladies)

I'm tall dark and a handsome devil..oops i mean just tall.

I like fresh o*gasm dates oops l mean organic

Single 59 but look 58

6'2" 195lbs twenty years ago

Funny, if ur drunk enough

DNA test stated Im 1/2 Sicilian from waist down

ladies of all ages find it hard to control themselves..oops I mean I'm RICH

Smartest mind since Einstein..oops I mean passed Trig w/ a bribe

I'm the most kindhearted man you have ever meet. oops I mean I haven't knock over any old ladies in ages

A blind lady said Im easy on the eyes

and a deaf lady signed i had a nice voice once

better to be a headless horseman than a manless horsehead (wat?!)

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Fine, clear thinker, artistic, takes care of their health, good sense of humor, don't take themselves too serious, explores spiritual things, capable of being honest with themselves, can say "I'm sorry", independent, .... and must laugh often.


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retired from phone company


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