yesitisi: expectations are quite low!
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- I am: 53 yr-old man seeking woman, 30-45
- Located in: Newcastle Co Down, Down, Ireland, Western Europe
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 11" (180 cm)
- Body Type: Muscular
- Hair Color: Strawberry Blonde
- Eye Color: Blue
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Bachelors Degree
- Religion: Christian/Protestant
- Occupation: Entertainment
- Income: ---
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Occasionally
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: Definitely
- Sign:
Libra
More About Me
My expectations here are quite low, not because i'm pessimistic, i'm not, but because the majority are desperados who are actually scammers. Hopefully there are some genuine women out there. I'm not going to big myself up on here even though i easily could. You ask, i'll tell. I'm sarcastic, can't suffer idiots, and tell it like it is so if you can't take being teased, and act like you're hormonal....well have a guess how well we'll get along!! Also if you're incapable of stringing more than 2 or 3 words of English together and can only manage 3 word sentences i easily could do most of the talking, but if you're such hard work i probably won't actually be bothered. Most people on here say they're funny even though they aren't??? and they want someone funny...i'm not a performing monkey, if you are smart a**, i can match you and then some!
More About my Match
Decent looking. Female. Preferably with a pulse although optional. Full use of sight and hearing would help but not essential. If you say you're funny, fun loving, life and soul of the party blah blah blah but are actually deluded and get offended at everything it's probably unlikely you possess the wit to talk. I don't fall in love easily nor expect you to fall head over heels after a couple of emails but if you want to email for a couple of years on here before taking the big step of revealing your real identity and plucking up enough courage to hesitantly talk on the phone....well that would sound like more effort than i'm going to make make. Just be normal!!
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