zapp_brannigan: I'm just a broken down space captain.
My Details
- I am: 32 yr-old man seeking woman, 18-40
- Located in: LOS ANGELES, California, USA
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 6' 0" (183 cm)
- Body Type: Fit/Athletic
- Hair Color: Dark Brown
- Eye Color: Brown
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Some College
- Religion: Christian/Catholic
- Occupation: Artist
- Income: $25,000 to $50,000
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Occasionally
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: Someday
- Sign: Gemini
More About Me
Alright, time to describe myself..I'm use to other people doing that for me but some say I have a lot of random talents like juggling and being like..totally super good at Atari games, but I don't like to listen to other people.
I feel like I'm a modest man with simple pleasures like a glass of bourbon (don't forget the umbrella) with my episodes of Rick and Morty then rereciting said episode, ALSO I'm good at lists. so here's my lists of why we should get together.
1- I'm great at keeping animal secrets. so if you're a cat and you've knocked over your masters very expensive lamp, your secret's safe with me. Don't worry Rover your master won't know about what you did in his shoes.
2-I'm awesome at reading street signs from super far away. Imagine it now...you're single and you're driving down the road on you're way to the store. you cant remember which street to down down and you at the last min you miss it! all because you didn't have me next to you.
C.I'm good at showing you that I love ya. like telling you when you're favorite movie is on Netflix. or making sure you have someone to wake you up in the morning for work, and I'll always make sure you always have a big huge pillow to lie on and super soft socks to wear.
if you've made it this far though the really bad jokes, please feel free to message me. because you're a tough lady and I respect that.
Have a good day.
More About my Match
my Ideal match...well I like them tall, thin, a real hot head. but I'm not interested in a burn out type. I like her to have that flicker of life, a fiery passion. you know the bad kind that you know you need it to survive but if you get too close you know you're gonna get burned....
damn it...I'm describing an actual match.... they meant as in Ideal woman.
....big boobs
Occupation
My job huh? Well, I work as an animator and cartoonist for TV and Internet. other than that as a performer. feel free to ask me more.
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