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Lillym Sliema, Majjistral Malta
A man boarded an aircraft at London 's Heathrow Airport for New York and, taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realized she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.

'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'

She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business. I'm going to the annual nymphomaniac convention in New York .'

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, 'what's your business role at this convention?'

'I'm a lecturer,' she responded. 'I use my own experiences to question some of the popular myths about sexuality.'

'Really', he smiled, 'what myths are those?'

'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent. We have also found that the best potential lovers in all categories are the Irish.'

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm sorry,' she said 'I really shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!'

'Tonto,' the man said. 'Tonto Papadopoulos, but my friends call me Paddy.'
tina_olson Westby, Wisconsin USA
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gozoman2 Xaghra, Gozo Malta
Yep......us guys are smart......

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Topher83 Yorktown, Virginia USA
You gotta think on yer feet ;)peace
jvaski south lake tahoe, California USA
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