ONE LINER JOKES (11)

Jun 21, 2007 11:32 AM CST ONE LINER JOKES
donnacala
donnacaladonnacalaNorth York, Ontario Canada27 Threads 875 Posts
OK, so here is the spot where you JUST post one-liner jokes......guys, no hijacking.....let's make the jokes quick and fun.....

I will start of course batting
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>>>>>What is the difference with a porcupine and a BMW??
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with a porcupine, the pricks are on the OUTSIDE.....grin
Jun 21, 2007 12:02 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder...

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

"Byte" --

First word in a kiss-off phrase.
Jun 21, 2007 12:11 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 21, 2007 12:23 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.


rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 21, 2007 12:36 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
ooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhscold
Jun 21, 2007 12:36 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
How do you make a hormone?





Don't pay her






Rub her right here





F**k her
Jun 21, 2007 12:37 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
jimkabob
jimkabobjimkabobRegina, Saskatchewan Canada3 Threads 935 Posts
Still not getting this but have to laugh

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 21, 2007 12:52 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
scold sleep yawn
Jun 21, 2007 12:55 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
and u darescold me?tongue rolling on the floor laughing
Jun 21, 2007 12:58 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
CaptainMurray
CaptainMurrayCaptainMurraySelkirk, Manitoba Canada59 Threads 2,130 Posts
Hey, nothing personal, but if the shoe fits....tongue
Jun 21, 2007 1:03 PM CST ONE LINER JOKES
curlywolf
curlywolfcurlywolfmontreal, Quebec Canada402 Threads 7,052 Posts
tongue kiss tongue
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