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RE: Why

hurry up lol im waiting

Elephant and the ant

It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants
decided to challenge the Ants to a game of soccer. The game was
going well with the Elephants beating the Ants ten goals to nil,
when the Ants gained possession.
The Ants' star player was dribbling the ball towards the Elephants'
goal when the Elephants' left back came lumbering towards him. The
elephant trod on the little ant, killing him instantly.
The referee stopped the game. "What the hell do you think you're
doing? Do you call that sportsmanship, killing another player?"
The elephant replied, "Well, I didn't mean to kill him -- I was
just trying to trip him up."

RE: Why

Ah come down here to kilkenny Irish and i look after yea.

RE: TV LICENCE !

Yep im gone to reading harldy watch any TV now 160 euro just to watch repeats what a rip off.

RE: Why

Oh def will be a gentleman been at this stuff now for about 3 and half years on and off prob need to try something new.

RE: Why

Thanks hun so do i need to give up this internet dating stuff and meet someone been doing now for far to long.

RE: Why

i have a date this weekend a girl i got to know a few months ago over on a diffrent site hopefully it should go well its going to be a great weekend.

RE: Why

To be honest hun im getting a bit fed up with it meself

RE: Why

Just some people like to play games i think.

RE: so

cheers thanks plenty of partime work out there yea have to start somewhere to get back into the workforce.

RE: so

brilliant one chancer mate went out sat and sunday nite great craic on the internet now looking for work.

ST PETER

Each Man Gives A Story

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.
Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to
tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today,
and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly
horrible deaths. So what's your story?"

So the first man replies: "Well, for a while I've suspected my wife
has been cheating on me, so today I came home early to try to catch her
red-handed. As I came into my 25th floor apartment, I could tell something
was wrong, but all my searching around didn't reveal where this other guy
could have been hiding. Finally, I went out to the balcony, and sure enough,
there was this man hanging off the railing, 25 floors above ground!
By now I was really mad, so I started beating on him and kicking him,
but wouldn't you know it, he wouldn't fall off. So finally I went back into
my apartment and got a hammer and starting hammering on his fingers.
Of course, he couldn't stand that for long, so he let go and fell --
but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I ran into the kitchen, grabbed the fridge
and threw it over the edge where it landed on him, killing him instantly.
But all the stress and anger got to me, and I had a heart attack and died
there on the balcony."

"That sounds like a pretty bad day to me," said Peter, and let the man in.

The second man comes up and Peter explains to him about heaven being full,
and again asks for his story.

"It's been a very strange day. You see, I live on the 26th floor of my apartment
building, and every morning I do my exercises out on my balcony.
Well, this morning I must have slipped or something, because I fell over the edge.
But I got lucky, and caught the railing of the balcony on the floor below me.
I knew I couldn't hang on for very long, when suddenly this man burst out onto
the balcony. I thought for sure I was saved, when he started beating on me and
kicking me. I held on the best I could until he ran into the apartment and grabbed
a hammer and started pounding on my hands. Finally I just let go, but again I got
lucky and fell into the bushes below, stunned but all right. Just when I was
thinking I was going to be okay, this refrigerator comes falling out of the sky
and crushes me instantly, and now I'm here."

Once again, Peter had to concede that that sounded like a pretty horrible death.

The third man came to the front of the line, and again Peter explained that
heaven was full and asked for his story.
"Picture this," says the third man, "I'm hiding inside a refrigerator..."

RE: right

Cya jimbo and mca goodluck hope all goes well.

RE: WEEKEND

Great weekend out saturday nite and sunday niite for a beers great craic.

RE: What's in a name ?

Mine is an old celtic name meaning handsome and beautiful so come on ladys send us some mail

RE: Songs to make love to......

hey lol i usally have mr bombastic playing in the background anytime i do

RE: What's so 'good' about this Friday?

i think he saw me coming through the binoculars hun

RE: What's so 'good' about this Friday?

i know i be a bally the next time i go in lol.

RE: What's so 'good' about this Friday?

lmao mate brilliant

RE: Songs to make love to......

ah come here to me

RE: Songs to make love to......

mine would be this one

RE: NUMBERS??

someone on fire tonite

RE: CHOICE

Im going into truble for saying this if they were fit page3 girls i go the party

RE: What's so 'good' about this Friday?

Jaysis thats a good price and here me paying 6 cans for 14.50 i was done.

RE: What's so 'good' about this Friday?

oh i got done with 6 six cans of carlsberg 14.50 lol

RE: What's so 'good' about this Friday?

I be at home drinking tonite

Childhood Nicknames

Did anyone have any intresting ,weird,cool, or funny nicknames when growing up and going through school i was always called Lerch from the adams family because of my height.What was yours
and why?


You Rang!!!

RE: ChIt ChAt

Ah jaysis no Canabis in there lol.

RE: ChIt ChAt

you wouldnt mind and i drink in the guys pub aswell.

RE: ChIt ChAt

jaysis i paid 14.50 for six in the local offie in was robbed.