RE: Would You Kiss

Perhaps, but she does not know me so I would likely get smacked tongue

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Almost as classy as Lindsy Lohan.....almost tongue

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Look at it closer, or more so, look at it inverted grin

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Currently trying to market her new business selling blue cheese flavored ice cream

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Owns 20 cats and no liter box

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Isn't not cute at all, frankly as a child they put the collar on the family dog to tell which was which tongue

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The best thread on the site is reborn!!!

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Wants to be reincarnated as a tickle me elmo doll so someone will touch her tongue

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Wishes her Adam's apple was as small as mine

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Threw her Shoots and ladders board game away after finding it too complex

RE: Would You Kiss

*tips hat*

No worries, I'd give yuh one of my homemade brews cheers

RE: Would You Kiss

Nope, the whole "having balls" thing doesn't do it for me

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In St Petersburg Russia there is a monument in his name for sending 256 women to a new life via mail order bride services

RE: MOTHER CARE !!!!!!

Amazing, I was about to post this exact same thing verbatim jaw drop

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Thinks Richard Simmons is straight and is on a mission to seduce him with some custom made sweat bands and songs she wrote about him on her casio

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Was there whn it too place, Michael told all the little girls to get out of the room and that it was an all boy thing, and when he saw her leaving, Michael said, "You can stay, you're close enough"

RE: which female figure in this pic do you hanker after.

I'll take A B and C

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Uses her own ear wax as an all purpose natural adhesive

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Has to get drunk before she m**turbates. since even she wouldn't touch her sober tongue

RE: If a situation demands that you or one of you children dies, which would you save

If you were my kid I know which one I would pick to save tongue

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Broke my hymen tongue

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Found the meaning to her life to the intellectual and heart warming lyrcs of the music from the Insane Clown Posse

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Credits Keanu Reeves as his main inspiration to his acting prowess

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Calls the movie "schindler's list" the greatest comedy of all times

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Keeps a necklace of all the flies she swats in her house as a means to intimidate and ward off other flies

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Tries to pick up dates in the wal mart ammo aisle at 2 am

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After joining an extreme environmentalist group, she mixed up tactics for certain issues and began throwing buckets of animal blood on trees and started spiking cows

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Went to africa to see the starving people in complete poverty to show them pictures of her home and inside her fridge, after she showed them the full 250 pic slide show, she ended her display by pointing at the people screaming "IN YO FACE!!!!!!"

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As a public service goes around to homeless people convincing them to drink boxed wine as after they are done they can use the empties to build a shelter

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Whenever she has a runny nose, she plugs one nostril and blows a snot rocket out onto the floor, even when tissue is available

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