peace4suzy Forum Posts (3)

RE: a friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart

A good friend will be there to bail you out of jail if you do something crazy and get caught, but a true friend will be sitting right beside you in jail smiling and saying, "That was so damn fun and we almost got away with it too!!"

RE: how funny are you

My favorite blond joke:

There were these three women who escaped from prison. A blonde and two brunets. So to get away from the cops they hid in an abandoned farm house. In the farm house there were three burlap sacks sitting around. So they hid in them. When the cops came to the farm house the one of the cops saw the sacks, the officers yells, "There's just three burlap sacks in here!" To which his partner replies, "Then kick them just to be sure it's not them hiding". The officer goes and kicks the one with the brunet in it and she yells, "MEEEYYOWW!" the officer said "Oh, its just a stupid cat in there." So he kicks the one with the other brunet in it and she yells, "RUUFFF RUFFF!", so the officer says, "Oh, it's just a stupid dog!" Then he kicks the sack with the blonde in it and she yells, "POTATOES!"

RE: Any women agree with this as to what is Appealing in a Man?

THAT'S WHAT I'M SCREAMING SUSIE !!! An insecure man is a definate turn-off! I also like a man who is a little daring and not afraid to get goofy now and then. One that can keep up with me wouldn't be so bad either....LOL
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