I'd want flight, because I love to fly, or teleportation simply because it's more convenient and instant, or controlled telepathy as uncontrolled it would drive you insane.
Okay, seriously, women say what they mean less than men. so how can we say what we mean when you women won't even? It's a big cycle and a catch 22. So why doesn't everyone just start saying wtf they mean!
This newfie, blind drunk, stumbles into the front door of a bar. He attempts to walk up to the bartender and says, "Gimme a coke 'n whis-key...."
The bartender just tells him calmly, "Sorry buddy, but we can't serve you, you're already drunk."
The newfie just gets a sad look on his face and stumbles back out.
Not two minutes later, the same newfie stumbles in the side door of the same bar, stumbling up to the bar tender and says, "Gimme a coke 'n whis-key...."
The bartender just sighs and says, "I already told you pal, we can't serve you here, you're drunk."
With yet another disappointed look, the newfie leaves the way he came.
Another very short time later, the newfie once again stumbles into the bar, through the back door this time, lumbers up to the bar tender and says, "Gimme a coke 'n whis-key...."
The bartender just lets the newfie have it this time. "Hey man, I already told you twice before, I can't serve you because you're bloody drunk!"
The newfie just kinda squints at the guy a few seconds, and then says, ".......How men-y bars d'you werk ah, fella?"
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RE: THANK YOU CONNECTINGSINGLES
Congratulations, and good luck to you both. May you have many happy years together.