Tragiclysingle Forum Posts (3)

RE: What would u like to try and..

Have a happy relationship

RE: Attacked!

When I was married my wife called my at work. Histarical, "you have to come home Bagpipes (his name). Ate my knitting yarn and he is running around the house howling with a big piece hanging out his butt. The vet said "what ever you do don't pull on it, it could knot up his intestines."

"Well" I said, "What do you expect me to do?" "I don't know whe cries but you know your the only one the cat trusts." So I go home only to find the the cat must have passed the yarn 'cause there is no yarn to be found. Anywhere, I think he must have eaten it again.

The next day I walk into work and everyone is kinda smilling at me. As I am walking down the hall the big boss comes sauntering up and stops the janitor who is passing by me with his cart. He looks me square in the eye and says to the janitor "Hey do you have a pair of neddle nose plies he can barrow? I hear his cat is in need of some assistance." Everyone in the office just starts laughing. I thought it was pretty funny too.

RE: do i look cute be honest ?

One guy to another. The only thing I think you need is a new hair style.