+ Has kids he didn't see fit to mention. + Has pshycotic ex which fits into the kid deal. + Is still sleeping with her. + Brags all night about how much money he makes and then sticks me with the bill. + Shows up for the nice resturaunt date smelling like he's been in a deer stand for three weeks, with grubby feet in grubby flip-flops. + Winning comments: "You could realy stand to tone up thoes thighs", "You'd be so pretty if you had longer hair," "I don't like the way you dyed your hair, my ex has natural blonde hair,", "I need to get drunk so I can talk to you," + Crams his tongue down your throat like he's fishing for lost pirate teasure, without warning.
Take an art class at your community college. :) Pick one in the mid-morning or evening. Don't worry if you're any good at it, I gaurentee you, you'll find a GREAT woman in no time flat. Especially if you need lots of help. :D Everyone wants to feel needed.
My best friend's mother has no brain-to-mouth filter. Everything she thinks, comes out of her mouth.
A cute guy at a club we all belong to took an interest in me and me, an interest in him. Of course a man who looks like an underwear model, with a degree in Library Science, is going to instantly have the attention of a shy, chubby, geeky, girl whom he does nothing but praise and smile sweetly at.
Of coure, I got a big crush and nursed it for weeks, untill an evening at her house for a group tailoring session. Infront of an entire group of our peers, while I had a mouth full of pins and my hands full of someone's skirt, she announced that I had a crush. Who he was and that I would crush him if we ever got toghter.
I could have died on the spot.
Needless to say, I can't even be in the same room with him any more.
A hug from a man freshly shaven with old spice shave soap. A purring cat when I'm feeling down. Sleeping when it's raining cats and dogs. Making things with my hands. A good pale ale on a sunny deck. Air shows on windy days. Big, unashamed, smiles. Goofy faces. Star Wars. 3.14
RE: A song to remember that special LOVE.....any language.
Ahh, love. :D