My Phil Collins impersonation. There must be some misunderstanding, there must be some kind of mistake. I waited in the rain for hours, you were late....

Oct 28th 2019. Stay updated.

June 7th, 2019. How lonely am I? I’m in love with my car now. Heidi, only low miles with the sexiest curves somewhere in between skinny and curvy...CEHX 23 7 Heidi? “It’s me or your job Ricardo!”lol

May 21. Three hard weeks it took me to make my place look this fabulous. Nine more rooms like this one, a washer and dryer in the basement. How did I forget to install the outlet and switch covers?

John Cleese meets George Clooney? Toss in Jonathon Winters? Back of book cover. About Author. I missed again. The wrong shirt? I am Honest, Funny, Confident, Faithful, Loving and Philosophical.

Not Bob Marley. I am a broken branch on my family tree. Sadly I can help you have a baby but why now? I can’t stop now, I’ve traveled so far, to change, this lonely life. I wanna know what love is,

How can I just let you walk away, just let you leave without a trace. When I stand here taking every breath with you. Ooo You’re the only one who really knew me at all. So take a look at me now...

Oh so you’ve read my alluring stats. “He was never married Martha, omg not one child?” The poor lonely man Martha, alone with a bowl of his favourite I’ve-cream and America’s Got Talent tonight!