Hey Sanjay!im guessing your secret is you only know the phrase'long chat for older women' but you dont let it hold you back...good for you Sanjay!
The older the women are,the less they'll notice.even with my eyesight,i just noticed a bunch of words.lots....maybe some diffrent sentences about things might help..other things...
I see you used the word'long' 117 times,from a marketing point of view pure genius Sanjay..sub-liminal messaging is all the rage now-a-days.
I think a photo of you in a borat swimming costume would lighten the mood some what,maybe turn on some of the laydee's ;-)