About me and who I'm looking for

About me: Hello to all ye fair maidens

English guy, originally from London now living in Bogota looking for another victim, sorry I mean lady. I guess I am just a normal guy, a mixture between George Clooney and Brad Pitt or was that Pitbull? Try not to take life to serious, let's face it, none of us are going to get out of here alive.

I have dedicated my profile to an ex who walked out on me 15 months ago and took with her all my Bob Marley CD's and satelitte system, it's called "no woman no sky".

From London, we're known as "diamond geezers". Still stuck in a time warp, ie the 70'S and always love to wear my flared trousers and platform boots (like Elton John) for dining out on Sundays. We all have our idiosyncrasies, Scottish wear kilts on Sunday I wear my boots! joke...

It's always difficult to describe youreself don't you think? so I asked some close friends to offer their opinion and this is what thay had to say. " Mark is truly a great guy, one of a kind, a real gem. He is loyal, honest, generous and a real giver. He is a total gentleman in the company of ladies and treats them with the utmost respect at all times". There was more to follow but they had great difficulty reading my handwriting!

I find it amazing how many people put down "good sense of humour" but cannot support their claim or show very little evidence of it!

I visited the local supermarket yesterday and as I was waiting at the checkout the assistant said "are you single?" I said why, could you tell from my shopping basket, (item's for one etc), she replied "Oh no, it's just that you're an ugly **stard so assumed you were"

Anyway, returning back to the wardrobe so please get in touch.

Love music and it's a big part of my life, all sorts, Motown (isley brothers, smokey robison, al green marvin gaye etc), Reggae, rock, stones, Clapton (top of the list, we were neighbours in the 80's and 90's), Simply Red, Blues, some jazz.

I'm looking for: Someone happy with good positive energy, not temperemental, a happy bunny I guess. Also someone not to conservative and does not take life too serious, responsible yes but relaxed. No amy winehouses's (crazy or on drugs) or bunny boliers! Children are ok for me unless they are devils (monsters). Not a problem, I have contacts in the middle east and we can sell them (good price) to childless couples there.

I find it amazing how so many women say " I am looking to meet people from other countries and cultures" yet write they want to meet some one from the USA. That place has no culture!!

Please please add me as your favourite

P.S I seem to be receiving lots of emails from young Brazilian models between 18-25, many thanks keep them coming or was it my immagination.