How can anyone be too honest? I found it pretty entertaining & thought you articulated your point of view very well.
ps. Invisibility & flight...

It reads more like a business advert than a dating profile ... imho!

I'm a very honest person, and i will put it nicely. on the first glimpse of your profile you came across as being very arrogant and conceded, i gathered the sense of humour bit once i read a bit more but generally that was my initial response. i don't know if i would say that it is too honest, but people like mystery, they don't want to know everything from just reading your profile; then what do they have to say if they want to talk to you? perhaps you could take a little out about yourself, make it short and simple. anyway, that's just my little 2cents worth, all the best.
oh btw, honesty is always prefered instead of deception :)

I agree with Lacey_5 here. The profile is the "narrative hook" to convince your target audience that your life story is worth reading. The story itself and how you present it help decide whether or not they will want to help you write the rest of it. Honesty is great, but it takes style, too. Good luck.