Yes, you are to us Mockingbirds what Gandhi was to humanity. We, the Do NoT Ever Kill A Mockingbird Activist Group (mainly made up of Mockingbirds, but we welcome all birds and none birds, as part of our anti-discrimination policy) wish to hand you the magic feather, as an expression of our eternal gratitude to you for being such a kind and caring new age hippie. Trees might fear you, if they suffer from Haphephobia (the fear of being touched), but we surely welcome you into our feathered midst! Now if only you could shake some of that additional peace loving attitude, and help us poop on the heads of Mockingbird Killers, we'd hand you enough feathers to stuff a pillow...