CHRIS_2016: Is this thing like eBay ?
My Details
- I am: 51 yr-old man seeking woman, 18-32
- Located in: COONABARABRAN, New South Wales, Australia, Oceania
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 8" (173 cm)
- Body Type: Average
- Hair Color: Dark Brown
- Eye Color: Brown
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Some College
- Religion: Christian/Protestant
- Occupation: Farming / Agriculture / Forestry
- Income: Less than $25,000
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Socially
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: Someday
- Sign:
Cancer
More About Me
I like camping and hiking in the nude, uphill skiing, and basejumping, as long as it's not more than 3 feet high. I also like puppies, but only if they aren't rabid, and Emu and Llama wrestling, and offroad mopeding. I also enjoy running naked through poison ivy. I was a professional bungee-jumper, but due to my depth perception issues, it didn't last long. I drive by the gym at least once a day, and take my cats out for a drag every night. Sometimes, I go strolling alone along the beach and feed the birds .... to the sharks. Ocassionally, I'll even kick sand on couples having an afternoon picnic. It's a hoot. Makes me smile. But it would be nice to share those walks with someone though. A lot of women have told me I look like Brad Pitt .... in the dark. Others have told me that I'm "special" or "gifted". I think they're jealous that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even to 22 in the shower. (don't ask).
More About my Match
I'm looking for somebody that is breathing, and preferably not in any type of relationship, such as marriage, a cult, or prison. A woman that's not afraid to let her hair down ... unless she's wearing a wig.
A woman that has a steady head on her shoulders, but not a steady shot when she's mad. As beautiful on the inside, as she is in the dark. She has to have a sense of humor, especially if catching me in a lie, drunk, or out with my mates (or all the above). She MUST know how to bathe, and does it regularly .... with or without my assistance. She cannot be a blood relative (note to self: always check this first, not last). And must be of legal age ... in Australia, NOT Africa or Armish-land.
Occupation
FARMING
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