chrissybalboa82: hello
My Details
- I am: 42 yr-old man seeking woman, 24-39
- Located in: Kildare, Kildare, Ireland, Western Europe
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 10" (178 cm)
- Body Type: Fit/Athletic
- Hair Color: Light Brown
- Eye Color: Blue
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: High School
- Religion: Atheist
- Occupation: Food Services/Restaurant/Catering
- Income: $25,000 to $50,000
- Smokes: Regularly
- Drinks: Occasionally
- Marital Status: Separated
- Has kids: Yes, they don't live with me
- Wants kids: Probably Not
- Sign:
Aquarius
More About Me
I'm your typical bloke really, not sure what to put if I'm honest... I have two beautiful daughters who enjoy nothing more than pulling my finger when I ask so I can let off a big old fart... I also love to snuggle up in my duvet when it's cold outside and again fart(I love the smell of my own farts, but no one elses), if I've not got a duvet to hand then I'll normally just fart directly into my hand and have a good old sniff... Think I have all the bases covered there so form an orderly line while I beat you all off with a stick(it's not easy being as awesome as me). I like walking along the beach, romantic nights in blah blah blah.... Anything else just ask, and if you do ask it means your not normal so I'm not interested in nut jobs. And if you need to ask my name it means your stupid so you can walk on too. Much love.
More About my Match
I'm interested only in ladys with class... If your idea of humour is to fart in front of me then don't msg me. I also want a lady with wit(sarcasms fine too by the way), who has a mind of her own with an independent streak. Good looking too obviously, that'll do for now.
PS. Don't just msg me looking for sex, I need to be woowed first... Regards.
Mr Chris.
Occupation
butcher
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