DoodleMBE: Now Fully Housetrained...but still not allowed on the furnature
My Details
- I am: 38 yr-old man seeking woman, 23-35
- Located in: Aberdeen, Grampian, Scotland, UK, Western Europe
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 8" (173 cm)
- Body Type: Slim/Slender
- Hair Color: Dark Blonde
- Eye Color: Blue
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Bachelors Degree
- Religion: Non-religious
- Occupation: Teacher/Professor
- Income: ---
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Socially
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: Someday
- Sign:
Capricorn
More About Me
*** Disk 1: ***
After frequent complaints and returns, the infamous Doodle, loved by so many feminine fans (probably) is no more. After reports of limbs falling off and unstoppable crying, the model that once dominated online dating (ok…that’s a lie) has been removed from shelves in all retail stores across the UK. This act has prompted the creators to rethink their ideas, develop the model and move with the times.
So here it is…
The new mark II version:
This new version of Doodle is exactly the same as before, but with extra features including height, build, and extra ego (in case of emergencies).
Shyness levels in this newer model have been greatly reduced under new European regulations, although there is still some trace (important for allergy sufferers). With new extra-added confidence, this model can be further upgraded to suit many needs within the common household…and YES…this one can actually TALK!!!!
If you order this online you will be provided not only with a free Red Bull can to start you off, but also a contract 5-month guarantee of devotion (or your money back).
This new model is also made from organic material and, unlike other competitive models, is 90% genuine (10% cotton) and very environmentally friendly. If you are not completely satisfied you can simply dump him amongst the mountain of CFC fridges without any risk of prosecution. (he’d rather you didn’t though)
NUTRITIONAL INFORMATION:
Energy: lotz (of which Red-Bull induced…Infinite)
Protein: Plenty
Fibre: Probably
Fat: Trace (of which saturates: Nill)
Ego: 128 Vanities (RDA=100)
Humour: Plenty (of which Dark: 40%) 
Sarcasm: Trace
** Disk 2 **
Bonus features contain:
* Audio commentary (can be switched off with a swift kick in the right place)
* Featurette of the upcoming "date"
* Real hair and teeth
If you like what you see then message me to subscribe > 
More About my Match
If you managed to read THIS far then that's a good start. Probably looking for nice, sense of humour, good listener etc.
Occupation
N/A
Posts made by DoodleMBE
To Report Abuse: If this profile or the behavior of the member is inappropriate, click here to Report Abuse »