DryWryGuy Are you my Earth Angel

My Details

I am: 71 yr-old man seeking woman, 18-60
Located in: Merced, California, USA
Last online: Online over 1 month
Height: 5' 9" (175 cm)
Body Type: Slim/Slender
Hair Color: Dark Blonde
Eye Color: Blue
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
Education: Associate Degree
Religion: Christian/Protestant
Occupation: Retired
Income: ---
Smokes: Never
Drinks: Never
Marital Status: Never Married
Has kids: No
Wants kids: Not Sure
Sign: Aries

More About Me

I like to wrestle alligators, stare down cobras, bust wild broncos, play chess with Bigfoot, preach the Gospel to Simon Cowell...(OK, time for me to quit dreaming and come back to reality and note to self:next time you dream, challenge Bigfoot to a game of Scrabble because you're not that good at chess). Actually I enjoy gardening, watching television/movies, jogging, dining out, using my computer, aggravating (I mean playing) with my 2 cats, trying to come up with something witty or funny to say and occasionally writing some poetry if I feel so moved.

More About my Match

With tongue in cheek I say that I am looking for someone at least half-way attractive, half-way intelligent, half-way athletic with a half-way decent paying job. Perhaps I should go looking for her at a half-way house (that's an example of my sense of humor). I would like to meet an attractive, conservative, non-smoker, preferably a non-drinker, non-drug user, woman who has Jesus as her Savior.