FerretDad: No illusions

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"I'd rather live a life of hard truth than one of sweet fiction". I said that. You want to know me? Message me and then video chat with me if you doubt I'm genuine. Tired of phishers, scammers who ignore my profile, so, I'll make it simple. No smokers, no "age is just a number" from illiterate non-native english speaking BS artists.. I'm an atypical 69 year old, as in I'm disgustingly healthy and take no, zip, nada prescriptions. Well read, brutally honest, retired comfortably with no debt. Handy, as in I can wire to code, gut and dress a hog, mitre a corner. Now here's the scary part, I'm twice widowed. I'm looking for the last love of my life.

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Friends first. I want to know the "you". Need my partner in crime, my co-conspirator, my confidant, my road trip buddy. Someone who's as comfortable at the comedy club as you are wrapped up in a blanket next to me watching netflix. Someone who'll sneak up behind me as I cook, and lay a smooch on me that makes me melt. Someone who can hold an intelligent conversation on most subjects. I won't treat you like a queen, that leads to expectations and that leads to trouble. I expect Quid Pro Quo. I will treat you with kindness, consideration, respect. I will listen to your concerns, value your opinions, and hold you when you hurt. Looking for a lady between 45-60. If you smoke, or you're under 45, or you're looking for a sugar-daddy, pass me by.


Mutt, Scots, Cherokee, Welsh ancestry. Family came ashore in 1737.


Social sciences major, 7 yrs part time at USF, but never got my degree.


Raised backwoods bigot baptist. Growing up and self-education taught me better.


Retired telecommunications tech.

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