Tweedledee90210: ssss, I have a biscuit in my pocket!!!
My Details
- I am: 44 yr-old man seeking woman, 18-45
- Located in: Dublin, Dublin, Ireland, Western Europe
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 4" (163 cm)
- Body Type: Slim/Slender
- Hair Color: Dark Brown
- Eye Color: Green
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: PhD/Post Doctoral
- Religion: Atheist
- Occupation: Science / Research
- Income: ---
- Smokes: Never
- Drinks: Socially
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: Someday
- Sign:
Scorpio
More About Me
Here are some facts about me that might work as potential conversation starters.
Current top Thing That Annoys Me is when people use the word literally to emphasize a point when the are actually speaking figuratively...like saying 'It's literally raining cats and dogs out there!' That and tex spk...drives me nuts :)
Among my activities are bits of hiking, exploring open spaces (especially the one between thy ears), running, and using my senses (not the one referred to as "common") optimally – like smelling cinnamon, tasting a tear, listening to the birds' symphonic sounds at five in the morning.
I love awful jokes. I have developed a love of rubbish one-liners cause they're the only ones I can remember. Some example of my highly humorous collection include these greats: "So I went down the local supermarket, I said "I want to make a complaint, this vinegar's got lumps in it", he said "Those are pickled onions".
"I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"...I'll get my coat!
I also gather those little tips and tricks that make life that little bit easier. Words of wisdom like:
Don't waste money on them expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite tune and I hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of another song you like and hum that instead.
People whose surname is Toblerone should always take along an empty 'Toblerone' chocolate box when attending interviews for office jobs. This would save your potential employer the expense of having to make a name plaque for your desk, and therefore increase your chances of getting the job. Put a box of tea bags into your hot water tank. You'll have instant tea on tap for a month.
Want to know any more all you have to do is ask, got to leave a little bit of mystery. PS: I bet you tried typing Stewardesses with your left hand :D
More About my Match
It would be nice if you have a head with eyes and a mouth and ears attached to it. Throw in humor and the ability to change my tyre - well not mine; the car's - and you're halfway there already...
Coffee and a chat nothing too formal or pressure laden :)
Occupation
Research
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