unstrung: Archvillain seeks evil scheme partner
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- I am: 50 yr-old man seeking woman, 32-56
- Located in: Newark, Delaware, USA
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 10" (178 cm)
- Body Type: Average
- Hair Color: Light Brown
- Eye Color: Brown
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Bachelors Degree
- Religion: Spiritual but not religious
- Occupation: Food Services/Restaurant/Catering
- Income: ---
- Smokes: Trying To Quit
- Drinks: Occasionally
- Marital Status: Never Married
- Has kids: No
- Wants kids: Not Sure
- Sign:
Aquarius
More About Me
The details of my world domination plan are obviously not to be divulged here... for now, what I can tell you is that the whole thing is quite nefarious and will almost certainly involve some sort of 1920's style death ray. I am looking for someone who can actively be involved with the plotting and scheming, who has an effective diabolical laugh, and who looks good in an evil henchman uniform. Bonus points if they can bust out with a terrible pun each time we dispose of some malcontent who tries to come between us and our evil, evil glory.
During breaks in plotting, I also enjoy live music and good movies.
Music is a pretty big thing for me in general. If you spend any decent amount of time around me, chances are high that I will play guitar to/at you at some point. If you enjoy it, that's great. If you sing along at the top of your lungs, that's way, way better. My musical tastes are pretty much all over the map, and I have yet to find a genre that doesn't include at least one or two songs that I enjoy.
While I am definitely a fan of the female form, what really ropes me in is women with big sexy brains. And a sense of humor, definitely a sense of humor. I like to think I'm pretty funny, and on a good day I'm sometimes right. I absolutely love witty repartee, and absolutely hope that anyone that I interact with does as well.
Finally, I have very definite convictions about foodstuffs. The sausage and egg mcmuffin is the greatest breakfast sandwich of all time. Hot dogs must never ever be brought into direct contact with ketchup. And its ketchup, dammit, not catsup. If the soy sauce has not turned light brown, you have not added nearly enough wasabi. I could go on, but I suspect you get the picture.
So, that is the situation. If you are interested, as I am, in forcing the leaders of nations to kneel before you while you giggle maniacally, give me a shout. Or, if you just want to grab some coffee, that might be ok for starters...
More About my Match
1) Need a decent maniacal laugh
2) Filling out a henchperson uniform well can only help you
3) Big sexy brains
4) Willing to laugh at the absurdity of life
5) Like trying new food
6) Being good at ear kisses will win you so, so very many points
Occupation
I prepare food for people :-)
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