ironmaiden: retired builder with sanity isues lol
My Details
- I am: 74 yr-old man seeking woman, 50-60
- Located in: Robinvale, Victoria, Australia, Oceania
- Last online: Online over 1 month
- Height: 5' 11" (180 cm)
- Body Type: Slim/Slender
- Hair Color: Salt & Pepper
- Eye Color: Blue
- Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
- Education: Some College
- Religion: Christian/Other
- Occupation: Retired
- Income: Less than $25,000
- Smokes: Regularly
- Drinks: Regularly
- Marital Status: Separated
- Has kids: Yes, they don't live with me
- Wants kids: No, been there-done that
- Sign: Virgo
More About Me
Ok--where shall I begin. I was born at a young age (so I have been told),I am planning on living carefully until I get old thereby leaving a fairly respectable corpse. My hair is falling out due to a mixture of age,gravity and years of sticking my head in amplifiers. I still have my own teeth,though not as many as I had back when I was fit and healthy.I also suffer from the misplaced idea that I am a werewolf/trainee priest with a love of curry-beer-Jamesons Irish whiskey and flame throwers,(handy to keep things at bay). Oh yeah, due to having major surgery last year I am what you would politely put as Desexed therefore I am looking for friends only, unless of course you know of a good surgeon who can repair me--lol.
More About my Match
1.Must be breathing (desirable). 2. Have the ability to carry inert objects (taxi optional). 3. the ability to hold mindless drunken conversation (preferable). 4. age is not a problem as long as she is not older than me (200).hair and eye colour is not a worry but red would be an advantage (both).All in all my ideal match would be me, but that obviously cannot be,(Well maybe). So basically I am looking for a female friend who can make me laugh, and has no long term plans to convert me to sanity. Applications close in 2020.
Occupation
retired on diability pension. still do odd building jobs where possible.
Match Details
- Seeking: Woman | 50-60 yrs
- Located: Anywhere
- For: Long-term Dating
- Body Type: Slim/Slender
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