One night a man had a dream. He dreamed He was walking along the beach with the LORD. Across the sky flashed scenes from His life.
For each scene He noticed two sets of footprints in the sand. One belonging to Him and the other to the LORD.
When the last scene of His life flashed before Him, he looked back at the footprints in the sand.
He noticed that many times along the path of His life there was only one set of footprints.
He also noticed that it happened at the very lowest and saddest times of His life.
This really bothered Him and He questioned the LORD about it. LORD you said that once I decided to follow you,
you'd walk with me all the way. But I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life there is only one set of footprints.
I don't understand why when I needed you most you would leave me.
The LORD replied, my precious, precious child, I Love you and I would never leave you!
During your times of trial and suffering when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
Due to the current financial situtaion and probable merger, Management has decided to implement a scheme to put all workers over the
age of 40 on early retirement. This scheme will be known as "Retiring Active Personal Early " or (R.A.P.E.) persons selected to be RAPED
must apply with Management before the end of the month to be eligible for the S.H.A.F.T. scheme, which stands for (Special Help After Forced
Termination) . Now in the situation of persons who have been RAPED or SHAFTED, they will be reviewed under the S.C.R.E.W. scheme , which
stands for (Subsistence Conditions for Retired Early Workers). Now this person (s) may only be RAPED once, and or get the SHAFT twice. But
can be SCREWED as many times as management deems appropriate. Should an employee be refused a S.C.R.E.W. they can apply for A.I.D.S.
which stands for (Additional Income for Dependents and Spouse). They can also apply for Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance,
or (H.E.R.P.E.S.) . Obviously and person (s) who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by management. Now all person (s)
staying on will receive Special High Intensity Training, or (S.H.I.T.) . Management has always prided itself on the amount of SHIT it has given employees.
If any person (s) that do not feel they are receiving a fair amount of SHIT, please bring it to the attention of your supervisor. They have been trained
to give you all the SHIT you can handle
THANK YOU MANANGEMENT
In the morning she wakes up to roses on the pillow and a card saying how much you love her
and she goes through out the day and every time she thinks of you she smiles and blushes
like crazy.Because she knows how much you love her and she is that way all the way up till she
goes to bed at night.When she smiles and blushes through out the whole day
from the moment she wakes up till she goes to bed that's when you know your treating her right.
An roses Beauty can be seen by all and it can last oh so long
it shows a sign of love and hope but unlike a woman it fades with time.An woman's beauty is
within her mind and soul and it can shine brighter then any rose or sunset
for an woman's beauty is for all time going on forever.When a rose shines it's time is only so long
but an woman's last forever.
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