One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.
The husband rejected, turns over. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. 'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?
Husband- Do u know the meaning of WIFE? It means Without Information Fighting Every-time.
Wife - No, it means, With Idiot for Ever.............
Wife- Shall we try different position tonight?
Husband- Brilliant Idea!!!
Wife - U stand at sink and wash dishes, I'll lie on sofa and watch TV
Moral- I don't say any dirty jokes here and please don't expect.. :)
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