I have a chronic illness, and, for some reason, I get a variation of "you will enjoy good health for the rest of your life" as a message in the majority of my fortune cookies. Ouch. I don’t truly believe this means anything- it's a piece of paper in a tiny confection, but still...
Anyone else have that type of experience? Including, but not limited to: horoscopes, tarot cards, psychics... any ironic or seemingly mocking fortunes you'd like to share?
Thanks,
Lissa