Butte;
Juste
the
firste
parte...
(obviously)
Circle the stain in permanent pen, so that when you remove the garment from the washing machine you can easily locate the area of the stain and check that it has gone.
Old telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and address of people you don't know.
Smell gas? Locate the suspected leak by striking an ordinary match in every room in the house until a loud explosion reveals the source of the escaping gas.
Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand next to the object you wish to view.
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(obviously)
True Story!!1111
Three guys in a prison cell are just starting life sentences.
The first guy pulls out a deck of cards and says,
"We're going to be here a long time, so when we get bored we can play poker."
The second guy says,
"Great idea. I brought a harmonica, so when we get sad I can play a song to cheer us up."
The third guy pulls out a box of tampons.
"What the hell are they for?" ask the first two guys.
Funny they should ask.....
"Well, it says on the back that I can ride,
swim,
ski,
and play tennis with these."
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