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funerals

an awful lot of talk of death here. remember you only get one go at it,may as well enjoy it,f*ck up and allangel
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that time of year again.

this time tommorow it will be ten past twelve.i really need to get rid of some of my timepeices
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heroes of yore

if you could see yourself as a swashbuckler from history who would it be?was going to say robin hood,but i would get bored of forest dwelling ,and womens hosiery really aint my thing.so id settle for a reasonably infamous highway man who didnt end up dangling
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say something witty or interesting

or at least something worth reading,cmon ye must know a good yarnconfused
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if i was any good at football.

i could have played for the arsenal.anyone else sometimes feel they have missed what they should be doing?
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2014

sounds really futuristic dosn't it.should we not be commuting by teleportation,have robots to clean the house,cook the dinner,mow the lawn, wash us and all the other mundane things.should we not all be hollidaying on some far flung planet and moaning about their prices.maybe next year
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nearly famous

been told that my left eyebrow is the spitting image of martin scorsese's.what body part have you that resembles someone famous?
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arnold george dorsey.not the strangest name in the

then he changed it to engelbert humperdinck.was he having a laugh?
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think ill give up the smokes .....................

next year,i mean whats the rush,...........................................................?
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think ill give up the smokes .....................

next year,i mean whats the rush,...........................................................?
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below average,middle of the road inventions

we all have one tucked away somewhere,you know the point n paint,the multi purpose handle grip,and my own fav the shower foot cleaner.the kind of stuff ya see and you gotta have.so hears to the budding scientists and engineers who failed their exams but dedicate their lives to make ours simpler
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christmas rants

in between sociables leave your festive rants here,due back down the pub in an hour so for everyone heading for xmas parties leave the hatred here,saves red faces in january.it makes sense get it outta ye.we wont tell nobody!
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