The Life And Times OF The Man Who Got Zapped
by
Kamla
If you were zapped by a cosmic ray and shrunk to 1/2 inch, it would freak me out and I would turn to run to save myself from being zapped by the same cosmic ray, and I would accidentally step on you and get mud on you and you would look like a little turd. I would leave running though, not knowing that I has stepped on you because you would look like a simple doggie turd with a doodle bug rolling it around.
Later I would find parts of you on my shoe which I would scrape off thinking it was just a doggie turd that was a little soft. Later I would start thinking and dreaming about your worth and I would go back later, with caution, to see if I could find you because there would be a lot of money in selling you to one of those rich men who like small live things in their pockets that they call pocket something or other. After I got the money I would go to a south seas island and bask in the sun and live on coconut juice and bananas and have a really nice tan with no worries in the world. I might think of you from time to time, as I saw a turtle turd in the sand, but you would quickly slip my mine when I thought about how small you were and the small pecker. I would thank you each and every day though, because by the Grace of God there go I. One would have to enjoy what comes one's way and be happy for the many riches that fall into one's hands unexpectedly and be forever thankful while basking in the sun with the balmy wind blowing on one's face. Ahhhhhhhhh. I can feel the breeze now, whipping around my head and filling my senses. I would have to be the luckiest girl in the world if you would only turn into a little turd of a man. Your life would be happy too. You would get a free ride in a pocket for the rest of your life. For the first time you would be getting something free. Now smile and be happy with what God sent your way.
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