heres a joke to give u a smile [i hope,,lol} for the day...
.....this couple thats been married for 15 years is driving along at a bout 50 mph. when the wife suddenly ,out of the blue, says to the husband.."honey...i want a divorce..i dont love you anymore.."..the husband says nothing but starts to speed up..then she says ".and i want the boat,the house and the SUV"..the husband says nothing but now goes even faster...she continues.." i want the credit cards and all the money in our accounts...and i want the kids"...the husband still says nothing but now speeds up to about 80 mph....then she says '..oh, and ive been having an affair with your best friend..and hes a much better lover than you.."...the husband is now going over 100 mph as they reach the bridge overpass...the wife says.." honey,is there anything YOU want?"..the husband says "no,ive got everything i need"..the wife asks "oh yeah..and whats that?"..the husband replies with a grin just as they're about to hit the wall.." ive got the airbag!"..!!!!
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