A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed,” the woman replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”
Happiness is emotion in which one experiences feelings ranging from contentment and satisfaction to bliss and intense joy. This definition is, however, a synonymous one. A more clarified one is almost impossible to conceive due to the capacity by which a human can allocate the correct words into an appropriate and meritable sentence that would describe happiness.
Happiness for me just now is the feeling I get when I recieve an sms from this really nice guy I met here on Connecting Singles. Thanks dear... I had a lovely weekend with you!
Morena won the Malta Song for Europe Festival 2008.The Gozitan, a relatively new face on the music scene, emerged as the clear winner with 78 points from the jury (20 per cent) and 16,979 votes through televoting (80 per cent) for the catchy song composed by Philip Vella and penned by Gerard James Borg.
The song is actually not about the drink, but about espionage and Morena sings about how she has “deciphered the code, got a rush to the head... Vodka, a transparent word”.
Hope you like watching our winner and let's all vote for her!!
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