Last night I was at the bar and I went to the John to do # 2 when all of the sudden the gentleman in the next stall began to talk to me " Hey, what's up?" he said. I said "Well I'm kinda busy right now WTF!" Then he said "Can I come over?" I said "hell nall!" I don't get down like that" ALL of the sudden his voice changed and said "honey I'll call you back this jerk in the next stall thinks I'm talking to him" Needless to say I got out of there very quickly returning to my date with half a roll of tissue stuck at the bottom of my shoe.