Why not an ideal man is searching for an ideal woman?
1. I want to meet an ideal woman, but she mustn’t suspect that she is ideal, or she will be presumptuous. If the woman is Ideal then she doesn’t have megalomania.
2. I want to meet a woman whose height is 180sm and weight is 50 kg. My height is 165 and weight is 90kg (it was a year back, now I am afraid to check my weight, the scales may break).
3. I want to meet a woman who passes her free time in opera and ballet, but I am going to search for her in MacDonald’s.
4. I want to meet a woman who reads a lot, but as I do not know where the library in the city is I am going to search for her in the street with a bottle of bear.
5. I want to meet a woman, who graduated from 2 Universities, but she must be stupid because I want to seem very clever when I am with her.
6. I want to meet a woman who will be the life and soul of the party, but at the same time she must be a meek person, because my friends may think that she is vulgar.
7. I want to meet a woman in the Internet, but I want to be the first one she ever spoke to, and I am going to choose one of hundreds.
And...I want to marry...
1. I want to marry a very modest woman who will blush looking at me. (I hope that she will be a vamp in bed. )
1. I want to marry a woman who is 15 years younger than me, i hope that she is blind and will not notice my bald patch
3. I want to marry a woman who a woman who doesn't drink and smoke, i hope she will not notice that she kisses an ashtray filled with alcohol!
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I want to marry a woman who loves my parents a lot and is telling funny stories about wife’s mothers.
How can all this happen?????
Can any man explain me what is going on?
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