Thanks for all my Birthday wishes...and some very silly and VERY funny jokes...LOL..
I'll end up doing an ICKY THUMP by the end of the day..
..Husband sez to his wife in a very sexy voice..hey Babe,do you fancy changing positions tonite?..The wife answers..why Darling..i'd love to, YOU DO THE BLOODY IRONING
AND I'LL SIT ON THE SOFA AND FART...well, i thought it was funny...
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I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and i thankyou all.
,To the Ladies and Gentleman of All Our Armed Forces out there..THANKYOU....STAY SAFE..... AND I BLOODY WELL WISH THAT PEOPLE WOULD UNDERSTAND THAT WITHOUT THEM ...WELL...HAVE YOU ALL GOT ANY IDEA HOW IT WOULD BE ??..HAVE A GOOD 'UN ONE AND ALL...KEEPS UR HEADS UP...NICE ONE !!!!! mISS YOU ALL THAT ARE NO LONGER HERE >>>lOL>>>>>...
Ladies and Gentlemen,
Please remember our Men and Women in the Forces this Christmas............... When you raise your glasses this Christmas Day.... smile for them Please ?
WE WISH YOU ALL WELL, AND WE THANKYOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF OUR SLIGHTLY DRUNKEN HEARTSIES...LOL....
Ronnie....Cheers...
Thanks for all your comments... so, we got chatting, as you do, he lived not to far away..we met for a ride out on his bike, and as usual gave it the Big "you are so pretty,i'm falling in love with you etc..(have heard it all before)... but i actually thought he was genuine...listened to ALL his problems..y'know.. problem wife,had'nt been together for years but still sharing a house, poor distressed daughter(who is doing nothing but eating junk food on the sofa,getting chubba)....spent days on MSN listening to all his woes....and then packs up and leaves Spain to go back to Germany with his wife and kiddie....who did he think i was, a bloody agony aunt...? And who does he think he is...Gods gift to women..?
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE IN YOUR BLACK LEATHERS....MR.JOE BLACK....
So, ladies... do be careful who you believe...
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