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wishing

every one on cs a very happy new year hope 2011 brings happiness n joy to ye all n goodbye 2010 cheers cheers teddybear
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cinema funnnnnnnnnnnnnn ;-)

a guy went 2 a cinema 2 watch a new release .......he took hes seat ready 2 watch d film ........... but b4 he did he turned 2 d woman seated next 2 him ........... n asked her cud he smell her fanny ......... .........................n indisgust she said no u F N cant ....... so he said oh sorry love it must be your FEET then rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing yay yay yay
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grandpa

whats small pink and wrinkly and belongs to GRANDPA ?????????????????????????








GRANDMA rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



OWN UP WHO THOUGHT DIFFERENT LOLdevil devil
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one for the road lol

this is actually true my cousin was parked out side d shoppn centre when an old lady r shud i say OAP came out of d shop with her bags got into d car but b4 she left she took a naggn of wiskey out of her bag n took a big gulp of it then drove off no wonder theres ppl r been killed by drink drivers does she think cos shes a OAP she different 2 ev 1 else d roads r dangerous enough without have a drunk driver on it frustrated frustrated frustrated
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hopeing

christmas will be better for me n my family this year lost my dad 2 cancer last yr 2 weeks before christmas dont remember any of it was on autimatic pilot 4 it all 4 d sake of my kids crying it has been a long hard yr for us will never get over the loss of my dad but hard as it is life has 2 go on regardless R.I.P.DAD and to all that passed may d future be brighter ........hope ye guys have a merry xmas n a happy new year

regards jo jo teddybear teddybear teddybear
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FRIENDS.....................

A FRIEND WILL BUY YOU DRINKS TILL YOU FALL DOWN .........A GOOD FRIEND WILL HELP YOU UP ................BUT A TRUE FRIEND IS ON THE FLOOR PISSED WITH YOU laugh laugh laugh cheers cheers cheers
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paint blunder

this is no joke i went 2 town d other day 2 go buy some paint .......i picked out d colur .......and d staff member asked me what brand of paint i want and i said i want durex he burst out laughin n said sorry miss but dont u mean dulux i didnt realise what i said i went 40 shades of red he was still laughin when i left d shop has n 1 ever done n tin that stupid please say im not d only 1 blushing blushing blushing blushing
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just remember :-)

remember that a little love goes a long way ........remember that alot .......goes forever......remember that frendship is a wise investment ..........
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forever gone but memories will always remain in ou

we sat beside your bedside
our hearts were crushed n sore
we did our best to the end
till we cud do no more

in tears we watched you sinking
we watched you fade away
and though our hearts were breaking
we knew you could not stay

you left behind some aching hearts ,
that loved u most sincere;
we never shall and never will
forget you father dear

for many years the family chain
was closely linked together,
but oh !that chain is broken now
the main link gone forever

we cannot bring the old days back
when we were all together
the family chain is broken now
but memories are forever

love u always dad rip and to all who lost a love 1 true cancer
angel angel angel angel angel angel angel angel
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youve got mail

a woman goes into d post office n went 2 d counter to purchase a stamp ...................but b4 she did she started 2 talk into the Envolope ................ a bemused post clerk asked her why she done that ....... n d woman said what it look like im doing im sendin a VOICE MAIL doh doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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