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Apr 22, 2009 11:38 AM CST HOLIDAY DINNER
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line.
She also wants him to put'Happy Thanksgiving' under the turkey.
So the guy does it and it comes out really good.The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with'Merry Christmas'up on her left thigh.So the guy does it and it comes out looking good,too.As the woman is getting dressed to leave,the tattoo artist asks;If you don't mind,could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?She says'I' m sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between'Thanksgiving and Christmas'.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 22, 2009 11:42 AM CST HOLIDAY DINNER
catwomen64
catwomen64catwomen64somewhere, New Jersey USA15 Threads 1,628 Posts
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Apr 22, 2009 11:44 AM CST HOLIDAY DINNER
Raven0
Raven0Raven0Right here, Alberta Canada28 Threads 3,454 Posts
My first laugh this morning. Thanks!laugh
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Apr 22, 2009 11:44 AM CST HOLIDAY DINNER
Big_John
Big_JohnBig_JohnOcean Springs, Mississippi USA19 Threads 9,767 Posts
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It gave me a laugh. Thanks.
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Apr 22, 2009 11:45 AM CST HOLIDAY DINNER
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
Raven0: My first laugh this morning. Thanks!
Welcomewine
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Apr 22, 2009 11:45 AM CST HOLIDAY DINNER
claudya
claudyaclaudyaBucharest, Muntenia Romania287 Threads 9 Polls 4,018 Posts
Big_John: It gave me a laugh. Thanks.
Welcome John,is a good jokelaugh
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Apr 22, 2009 1:04 PM CST HOLIDAY DINNER
dunny2
dunny2dunny2clovis, New Mexico USA2 Threads 100 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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