Anyone good at telling? (9)
SEXYLITTLEFAIRYKilkenny, Ireland55 Threads 1,115 PostsAnyone good at telling bed times stories i cant sleep lol hahaha
hm well how about i act out instead of telling the story
now wheres my prince charming costume
now wheres my prince charming costume
tallaght_guy: hm well how about i act out instead of telling the story
now wheres my prince charming costume
now wheres my prince charming costume
lol will that put me 2 sleep tho
might make you swoon sleep hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
vinny1967: Come over here and sit on my lap and I'll tell you a story..........
tallaght_guy: might make you swoon sleep hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
lol maybe so
its simple just replace the people and things you did with a prince or fairy and add them in to normal everydaylife.
for example,the beautiful princess falangie was not feeling too well,so she took the dreaded haunted passage to the centre of killdragon village,where she met tesco (the elf) who helped her find a secret remedy for the illness she was suffering from.
the remedy was called ye old tampaxia.
however,no matter what the princess tried she was still not feeling better,she wandered back to her castle and started to cry uncontrolably,she did not know how to stop the way she was feeling,she needed to make herself feel better,she had to find the only thing that made her feel better.chocolate.
she sent her finest messanger (textia) was his name.he was to deliver a message to the great knight (sir:budishot),the message did not take long to reach the knight.he knew how important it was to find the chocolate for the princess,his life depended on it.
budishot traveeled wide and far to find the right chocolate,he had to go to wispan village.even tho budishot had a hard time finding thee chocolate,he knew he needed to please the princess.
budishot rhode hes steed through the night to reach the castle,he finnally arrived.he made his way to the the higest part of the castle to where the princess slumbered.
he opened the door to her room only to find her asleep,he approached her and knelt down beside where she lay,he kissed her on the forehead and presented her with the remedy she so longingly waited for,the chocolate from wispan.
she opened her eyes and looked expectantly in to budishots eyes,a nervous grin came from budishots face as he gave the princees her chocolate."is this the chocolate that will make you feel better you highness"?,budishot said.to which the princess replied,
"no you stupid f*cker,i wanted a f*uckin galaxy".
for example,the beautiful princess falangie was not feeling too well,so she took the dreaded haunted passage to the centre of killdragon village,where she met tesco (the elf) who helped her find a secret remedy for the illness she was suffering from.
the remedy was called ye old tampaxia.
however,no matter what the princess tried she was still not feeling better,she wandered back to her castle and started to cry uncontrolably,she did not know how to stop the way she was feeling,she needed to make herself feel better,she had to find the only thing that made her feel better.chocolate.
she sent her finest messanger (textia) was his name.he was to deliver a message to the great knight (sir:budishot),the message did not take long to reach the knight.he knew how important it was to find the chocolate for the princess,his life depended on it.
budishot traveeled wide and far to find the right chocolate,he had to go to wispan village.even tho budishot had a hard time finding thee chocolate,he knew he needed to please the princess.
budishot rhode hes steed through the night to reach the castle,he finnally arrived.he made his way to the the higest part of the castle to where the princess slumbered.
he opened the door to her room only to find her asleep,he approached her and knelt down beside where she lay,he kissed her on the forehead and presented her with the remedy she so longingly waited for,the chocolate from wispan.
she opened her eyes and looked expectantly in to budishots eyes,a nervous grin came from budishots face as he gave the princees her chocolate."is this the chocolate that will make you feel better you highness"?,budishot said.to which the princess replied,
"no you stupid f*cker,i wanted a f*uckin galaxy".
budwider: its simple just replace the people and things you did with a prince or fairy and add them in to normal everydaylife.
for example,the beautiful princess falangie was not feeling too well,so she took the dreaded haunted passage to the centre of killdragon village,where she met tesco (the elf) who helped her find a secret remedy for the illness she was suffering from.
the remedy was called ye old tampaxia.
however,no matter what the princess tried she was still not feeling better,she wandered back to her castle and started to cry uncontrolably,she did not know how to stop the way she was feeling,she needed to make herself feel better,she had to find the only thing that made her feel better.chocolate.
she sent her finest messanger (textia) was his name.he was to deliver a message to the great knight (sir:budishot),the message did not take long to reach the knight.he knew how important it was to find the chocolate for the princess,his life depended on it.
budishot traveeled wide and far to find the right chocolate,he had to go to wispan village.even tho budishot had a hard time finding thee chocolate,he knew he needed to please the princess.
budishot rhode hes steed through the night to reach the castle,he finnally arrived.he made his way to the the higest part of the castle to where the princess slumbered.
he opened the door to her room only to find her asleep,he approached her and knelt down beside where she lay,he kissed her on the forehead and presented her with the remedy she so longingly waited for,the chocolate from wispan.
she opened her eyes and looked expectantly in to budishots eyes,a nervous grin came from budishots face as he gave the princees her chocolate."is this the chocolate that will make you feel better you highness"?,budishot said.to which the princess replied,
"no you stupid f*cker,i wanted a f*uckin galaxy".
for example,the beautiful princess falangie was not feeling too well,so she took the dreaded haunted passage to the centre of killdragon village,where she met tesco (the elf) who helped her find a secret remedy for the illness she was suffering from.
the remedy was called ye old tampaxia.
however,no matter what the princess tried she was still not feeling better,she wandered back to her castle and started to cry uncontrolably,she did not know how to stop the way she was feeling,she needed to make herself feel better,she had to find the only thing that made her feel better.chocolate.
she sent her finest messanger (textia) was his name.he was to deliver a message to the great knight (sir:budishot),the message did not take long to reach the knight.he knew how important it was to find the chocolate for the princess,his life depended on it.
budishot traveeled wide and far to find the right chocolate,he had to go to wispan village.even tho budishot had a hard time finding thee chocolate,he knew he needed to please the princess.
budishot rhode hes steed through the night to reach the castle,he finnally arrived.he made his way to the the higest part of the castle to where the princess slumbered.
he opened the door to her room only to find her asleep,he approached her and knelt down beside where she lay,he kissed her on the forehead and presented her with the remedy she so longingly waited for,the chocolate from wispan.
she opened her eyes and looked expectantly in to budishots eyes,a nervous grin came from budishots face as he gave the princees her chocolate."is this the chocolate that will make you feel better you highness"?,budishot said.to which the princess replied,
"no you stupid f*cker,i wanted a f*uckin galaxy".
thanks bud that was brilliant now that helped i'm off to lalaland 
bud so you can claim to put a woman to sleep 
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