Give us your best one liners or quick jokes. Please keep it clean ( sure) What will make us laugh.... The first Testicular cup was used in Hockey in 1874 100 years later the First Helmet was used. It took that long for men to realize. That the brain is also important.....
A guy walk into a Bar winks at the girl at the end of the bar. Bartenter say you won't get any where with her she a lesbian, guy say, Whats that? Bartender says she likes women, Guy's buddy come in says to his friend why you crying..? Guys, says I just found out that I am a Lesbian....
An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy. The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter. The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?" The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle". "Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?" "Sure", Says the Englishman. The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie. The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish. About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them. The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million ducks, not a million ducks".
The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".
And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"
And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority. The absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch."
The_Kansan: And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?"
And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority. The absolute, divine, sacerdotal monarch." And Jesus said, "What?"
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered,” he volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to describe the incident.
“Well,” he began, “I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
“That must’ve been scary,” said the teacher.
“It sure was!” said Johnny. “My kitty raised his back, went ‘Fffff, Fffff, Fffff’… and before he could say “F*ck!”, the Rottweiler ate him!”
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The first Testicular cup was used in Hockey in 1874
100 years later the First Helmet was used.
It took that long for men to realize. That the brain is also important.....