starshinebrightOPRiverside, California USA6,305 posts
HELGA'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP…
DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship - all my nicest dresses and make-up. Really excited my Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Also, some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband, Thor.
< /div> DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and went inside to drink at piano-bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again, asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again, I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives ............. Twice ... !!!
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1
All packed for the cruise ship - all my nicest dresses and make-up. Really excited my Red Hat chapter decided on this "all-girls" trip.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 2
Entire day at sea, beautiful and saw whales and dolphins. Met the Captain today - seems like a very nice man.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 3
At the pool today. Also, some shuffle boarding and hit golf balls off the deck. Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. Felt honored and had a wonderful time. He is very attractive and attentive.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 4
Won $800.00 in the ship's casino. Captain asked me to have dinner with him in his own cabin. Had a scrumptious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. Told him I could not be unfaithful to my husband, Thor.
< /div>
DEAR DIARY - DAY 5
Pool again today. Got sunburned, and went inside to drink at piano-bar for rest of day. Captain saw me, bought me several large drinks. Really is charming. Again, asked me to visit his cabin for the night. Again, I declined. He told me, if I did not let him have his way with me, he would sink the ship. I was shocked.
DEAR DIARY - DAY 6
Today I saved 1600 lives ............. Twice ... !!!