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Next to the door, there was a man. The scumbag came to him and asked: "Hey, did you see me rob that bank?"
"Of course I did, you were pretty obvious there!" The scumbag took out his gun and shot him.
As he walked on, he came to a young lady and asked the same question, the lady said "Yes, of course" and got shot, too.
Then he saw an old couple on a bench, went to them and asked: "Well, what about you? Did you see me rob that bank?"
And the old man said "No, but my wife did..."