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1. Turn the radio on. When the tester goes to turn it off slap his/her hand.
2. Rev the car really high, turn to the tester, and say with an evil look, "Belt up!"
3. Knock over every cone while doing maneuverability. In the middle of it, get out and check to see if you have hit every one.
4. Come dressed in a suit. Before the examiner gets in the car, ask him/her to put a piece of plastic wrap down so he doesn't dirty the seat.
5. When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the accelerator. Tell him/her that you thought it was the brake.
6. When the examiner tells you to stop, open the bonnet and say "Oops."
7. Get in the car, look down at the pedals, and say, "Now which one is the brake again?"
8. After the examiner gets in the car, open the bonnet, and get out and check the oil.
9. Fill your car with beer bottles.
10. The whole time driving, talk about how your crazy aunt smells like mothballs.
11. Tell the instructor that you are taking the driving lessons.
12. In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
13. Swear at everybody on the road.
14. When you stop at a light, start revving the engine while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.
15. Beep your horn at everything.
16. Break off your rear-view mirror and then ask the examiner to hold it up.