Old man Racer lol (3)

A senior citizen in Dublin bought a brand new BMW convertible. He took off down the road, flooring it to 80 mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left on his head. "This is great," he thought as he roared down M1.

He pushed the pedal to the metal even more. Then he looked in his rear view mirror and saw a Garda car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

"I can get away from him with no problem" thought the man and he floored it some more and flew down the road at over 100 mph.

Then 110, 120 mph.

Then he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this kind of thing."

He pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the guard to catch up with him.

The guard pulled in behind the BMW and walked up to the man. "Sir," he said, looking at his watch. "My shift ends in a half an hour and today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man looked at the Guard and said, "Years ago my wife ran off with a Guard, and I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the guard.

hahahaha