Sandwiches (3)

Jul 9, 2009 8:13 AM CST Sandwiches
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
There is this senior in high-school and he is mad because he has to share his room with his brother, Little Johnny, who is 9. They have bunk-beds and the older brother is on top…so one night the big brother comes home with his girlfriend for a little fun….he says to her..”My lil brother is asleep, whisper tomato for harder and lettuce for a different position.”

So they get up in the top bunk and begin getting it on, she begins saying lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato.” eventually she begins to yell “LETUCE, TOMATO, LETTUCE, TOMATO” finally the Little Johnny wakes up and says “would you two quit making sandwhiches up there, your getting mayonaise all over my face.”
Jul 9, 2009 10:01 AM CST Sandwiches
rahenygirl
rahenygirlrahenygirlDublin-Carlow, Dublin Ireland11 Threads 435 Posts
jez skimpydoo is on a roll with the threadsapplause applause


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Jul 9, 2009 10:05 AM CST Sandwiches
skimpydoo
skimpydooskimpydooDublin, Ireland170 Threads 3 Polls 4,805 Posts
rahenygirl: jez skimpydoo is on a roll with the threads
I am would ya like more?wink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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