Why dont we tell Jokes on the jokes forum (4)
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor. "I feel really good today. I started out this morning with an act of unselfish generosity. I gave a five dollar bill to a bum."
"You gave a bum five whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did you husband say about it?"
"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"
"You gave a bum five whole dollars? That's a lot of money to just give away. What did you husband say about it?"
"Oh, he thought it was the proper thing to do. He said, 'Thanks.'"
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2 muffins are in an oven. First muffin says to the second muffin "Man it's hot in here." Second muffin responds "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!"
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faux_punk: 2 muffins are in an oven. First muffin says to the second muffin "Man it's hot in here." Second muffin responds "AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!"
The king surveys his kingdom from atop his lofty tower.
His seneshal runs towards him.
"Sire, the pesants are revolting!"
The king calmly looks towards him and replies "Yes, you'd think they'd bathe or something."
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I hate people who take drugs
like cops, dea agents, and customs