ladyfingersOPclovis, nm, New Mexico USA5,456 posts
World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had heaps of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,
'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and
had heaps of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted
whenever he wanted.
The End