wedding dresses (4)
In response to: This has to be the worst joke in the world.
Son asked his mother the following question:
>
> 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,
>
> 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
>
> The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
>
> 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
>
> The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
>
> 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
Son asked his mother the following question:
>
> 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,
>
> 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
>
> The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
>
> 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
>
> The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
>
> 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
I guess its the funnest joke i have ever heard
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ladyfingers: This has to be the worst joke in the world.
Son asked his mother the following question:
>
> 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,
>
> 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
>
> The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
>
> 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
>
> The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
>
> 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
....that's a real toaster.....Son asked his mother the following question:
>
> 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,
>
> 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
>
> The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
>
> 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
>
> The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
>
> 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'
If the Bride heard thet the groom would have a new frezzer....------ This thread is Archived ------
gooddogman: ....that's a real toaster..... If the Bride heard thet the groom would have a new frezzer....
I think you're right.------ This thread is Archived ------
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Son asked his mother the following question:
>
> 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,
>
> 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'
>
> The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
>
> 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'
>
> The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
>
> 'Son, all household appliances come in white.'