those men-and-women jokes.. lovesit!! (4)
jokerlips: sorry if you've read this one before.. just thought i share it here..
source: forwarded emails :)Men want 3 qualities in wives:
Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
(my favorite by far:)
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr : marriage.
Man: Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
"No man is worth your tears, ladies... And the ones who are, won't make you cry... "
source: forwarded emails :)Men want 3 qualities in wives:
Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
(my favorite by far:)
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr : marriage.
Man: Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
"No man is worth your tears, ladies... And the ones who are, won't make you cry... "
That was Very Nice jokerlips... and I hope to Make one Happy one Day!
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source: forwarded emails :)
Men want 3 qualities in wives:
Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.
Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
(my favorite by far:)
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr : marriage.
Man: Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
"No man is worth your tears, ladies... And the ones who are, won't make you cry... "